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Mallory
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HE approached ME. And let that be known.

“after a foreign policy lecture I had given

Ding Ding Ding! WINNER!

 Can you please explain to me what the hell did i just try to read??

This, all fucking day. My partner and I had a baby back in August, and while things are different and more challenging we’ve made a conscious effort to not divert our lives drastically. We created a life and it is now part of our lives, we are not a part of hers. Being a parent is hard, regardless if you’re the Mom or

I owe my hubby another dozen roses for getting that vasectomy, don’t i?

I don’t think Bernie would have won. But I am confused by the Bernie hate on places like this.

I think this story made me even more lesbian, and I’m pretty goddamn non-child-wanting lesbian! The fuck is wrong with these people?! 

I hate the political game but, yes, Hillary was one of the worst possible candidates to run. Even DONALD TRUMP was able to beat her. Democrats are the weakest they have been since Carter for sure.

Who the fuck ARE these people?!

Excuse me while I snort my birth control off my desk.

There is no pro-choice candidate running for mayor of Omaha, so your choices are an anti-choice Democrat or an anti-choice Republican. Who would Clinton want you to vote for?

Dumb. Clinton would absolutely have supported this candidate. She was fundraising for downticket Dems throughout her campaign.

Oh but he was living in a van trying to be a musician when he was discovered. That’s totally the average American story, isn’t it?

Which is exactly why you’re incapable of nuance. To willfully remain ignorant of the difference between the multitudes of way someone can alter their state of mind indicates you have literally no idea what you’re talking about.

To clarify, I’m not giving advice, I’m reporting peoples’ opinions and my own experience.

I plan to use cannabis every day when I have kids, because I use it every day already, because that’s how I manage my generalized anxiety and insomnia and get stuff done. I guess the moral math gets more complicated when you don’t have a chronic condition to use it for, or if you have addiction issues. But the only

This is the downside of DARE. Not all drugs are exactly as bad as all other drugs.

Because the effects of marijuana do not even come close to the effects of alcohol, cocaine, meth, ecstasy, or any hard drugs. Idiot.

Thanks for writing this. This will give me something to share with my wife who is super judgy about my pre-park vape sessions. It really does allow you to ‘get on the level’ with your little ones.