I’m 100% sure she did not get the joke.

catchy theme song?

Because as children, we didn’t know any better?

A Stepford wife religious fanatic who apparently attended the Sarah Palin School of Diction.

This is why I’m not their audience... I remember Full House. I watched Full House. I have no interest in rewatching any house. I have my own, which requires cleaning and fixing and other things that are old.

They don’t need the money or the exposure. Should they be leaping at the chance to spend several days in close quarters with a Stepford wife religious fanatic? Team Olsen twins!

It’s embarrassingly how much of this I just realized by reading the article. The what made Sandy sick thing only just clicked.

Naw, what she said is she was sick of reading about BOYS and their dogs. She wanted to see representations of people that look like herself. Her issue was not with dogs, she used the ‘boys and their dogs’ as an example. #notalldogs

THE TIME IS RIPE FOR CAT NOVELS

Because, in kids books, the dog always dies.

Right? We're all sick of white bros, but doggies?

Okay, but what’s wrong with reading about doggies? :(

I’m still getting reply-alls from the CBS NCAA Deadspin tourney. This was a week ago.

I saw on Twitter someone posted (paraphrased), “saying ‘save the rainforests’ doesn’t automatically mean ‘fuck all other forests,’” which I appreciated as an analogy for all this “all lives matter” nonsense.

It’s the same logic that hears about diverse casting and thinks about the poor white actors being denied a job.

I will never understand how people seem to think that someone saying "Black lives matter" somehow means "everyone else's life doesn’t" like what kind of mental gymnastics does someone go through to need to shout ALL LIVES MATTER in response?

I love to mock this kind of thing and I think it’s ridiculous, but at the same time I hope that rich people never stop doing this kind of thing. It makes me so happy for some reason

Whatever is going on here, I am down with it.

Oh fuck me, I think I know which episode of Radiolab they’re talking about too.

I think we should be listening to this. Understanding this. Because then we can start showing people "THIS IS RAPE CULTURE" These ideas, these thoughts, these actions. The way these rapists are acting. And we can start to change it. It's not about them saying how hard it was to rape people. It's about saying... This…