WHAT IS THE BLINDS I MUST KNOW

thank u my sugar cookie

a lesson for all of us dear <3

*person who refers to someone else as extra and judgmental is actually super extra and judgmental*

idk if you’ve been to five points lately but like half of it is “hipster-coffee places”

seriously. lol no way in hell would the property values on larimer allow that zone lot to become a gas station

as a resident of the neighborhood in question, if ink! leaves (good riddance, bye) there sure as shit wouldn’t be a gas station there

i herein request we strike the word allegedly from all new hollywood sexual harassment stories and replace it with WITHOUT A SHADOW OF A DOUBT (in all caps)

“mother” is the essay we all wrote in our freshman year of college

Hmm ummm I was talking more about how

friends. the continued answer to the question “why do people get sentences beyond even the most ambitious lifespan” has been one that focuses on the legal/logistical elements of the question. what people are actually asking, i think, is what is the logic, what is the point, why the actual fuck.

shut up and dance fucking murdered me. like i will actually never recover.

I don’t think any of us know what you did there

How dare Asahd only get a parenthetical call out?????

anyone else envisioning a single, unified penis right now?

this is me every time i see a movie trailer

my Inner Goddess is wondering wtf is up with her leg in the second photo...is this like a skin-colored enlarged mole or something? someone plz help.

since he would probably deny consent for your sitting, you’d be left with only one option- to punch. so punch you shall.

to me he’s essentially the male equivalent of taylor swift. ringing out and hand-wringing over the most elemental, insignificant, and tedious of life’s trials, since they *have* *not* *really* *been* *through* *shit*.

SOME OF THAT TRASH IS RECYCLING YOU GUYS