here is what men always fucking do:

okay, trump admin: you guys tell dow chemicals they are welcome to spray their demonstrably lethal chemical warfare all over our food, deregulate until basic air and water restrictions are naught, and put us all into an existential mindfuck——but we give OURSELVES cancer.

Scott Pruitt attempting a Mariah Carey “I don’t know her”. This is the theme of the week.

But he wants victory for the US! People with disabilities aren’t part of Trump’s America.

We have chickens and love it! But two of them just got murdered/decapitated by some creature, one last night and one two nights ago :’( (my guess is it was the chupacabra but my partner thinks raccoon)

This is an incredible comment that deserves all the stars. Yes.

wow the god damn Mormon church has a better maternity leave policy than my company

I’m assuming you just wanted to use the word “lo” in a sentence bc there is literally no other reason to discuss lo bosworth

you are killing me

😂😂😂😂

bold of Iggy to attempt a Janet Jackson comparison and a Mariah Carey all in one go

Edie Falco is a literal goddess and she is too good for him.

I don’t know what “stroking each other” implies and I don’t wish to

plz describe your musical achievements?

this sounds right

I will always be hurt that Onika didn’t use her real last name

Btw a *practical* solution would be mandatory sterilization for all dogs being kept as pets, since there are too many of all breeds, resulting in shelter overcrowding, etc.

Marcus and Bumper!!!! I love you guys!!!

as a pitbull owner class is not my strong suit dude

I am literally quivering with fear.