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damn eric reallllly doesn’t want to be the next tiffany

when will kathy griffin’s career stop dying and just be dead

omg i’m so sorry :(

this is *amazing*

ps I’m sorry, i also have weird crushes including:

mmm...mmkay. you do you girl!!!

Egg is a nice girl.

I’m sure you know her very well

ty for explaining the already dumb joke

part of me is like “let ppl like things” and the other part of me wants to corral everyone who ever laughed at HIMYM into a barn and lock them in there and set it aflame.

You’re insinuating a learning environment was “wasted” on someone you’ve never met?? Harsh

as if we needed more reasons to strongly dislike the teens!!!!

thank you. let’s not be empathetic to the early voters, who now feign shock when the man they voted for demonstrates the violence he’s always clearly been capable of based on his ideology.

my favorite aspect of the list is the random capitalization

hello i would like “gabardine [a type of woven cloth]” on my headstone please

flex time can help that, so you can make up the time rather than take PTO...it’s such bullshit that some companies don’t offer that. like who gives a fuck WHEN you get your work done as long as it gets done???

how did you not have anything to do....? can you explain?

EXCELLENT recommendation

hello i am a millennial woman who loves taking all her vacation days always, AMA