Ser Friendzone god damn u i love u

omg dead

anyone else’s vagina permanently close up after reading that book title

*yes*

Yes! I’m such an idiot- I “allowed” my ex-boyfriend to abuse me for almost 7 years!!! If only I had read this astute advice!!!

Living with your partner unmarried + no kids + full-time jobs and separate finances = all the money and all the fun

i bet you are a beautiful putty egg!!!!

thanks for the cool platitudes senator!! super duper helpful!!

here are my cute-as-fucking-hell, extremely well-behaved rescues. i might be biased but i can almost guarantee they are cooler and better-looking than like, 99.9% of dogs from breeders.

new fave song forever

+ a galaxy of stars

I so, so reject the argument that we will be “stronger” if we (progressive women) include active abortion opponents in our movement.

i always have to google like 12 names after reading these

“hey, i missed you guys,” he said into the void.

christine lagarde’s face is all of our faces.

my comment was pretty obvious hyperbole, dude.

super cheap, until your body rejects them and you have to spend millions of dollars in health insurance premiums and deductibles to repair your internal organs

here are some amazing events that were recounted in the Bible, or as I like to call it, Important World History 101:

Ps you missed “writing in Ronald Reagan” as one of the key options

For sure. I do wish we had a more critical mass of sanity among conservatives in the US