I used to play Armored Core 5 all the damn time and just be constantly in the creation menus making mechs and changing color schemes, the whole fucking sche-bang...

Anyone else find the dead astronaut on the moon besides me? I didn't take any pictures or record it, but I have a feeling it's referencing this classic gem.

I know right? Can't wait to go to the other star systems and explore even more planets and environments.

"If anyone tells you a Hog wont eat a finger; Dey's lying"

MGS 5 takes place between the first original Metal Gear and Peace Walker. It's right around the late 70's/ early 80's.

Pfft, I can do that with the Duster. Online. Lag and psychopaths galore.

PFFT! Amateurs. I've a 5 screen setup for no godly reason.

It has it's problems, but I love the idea and concept a lot.

You should have taken the easy route and just said 'They don't have the budget to cover it'.

If your stupid smug ass is more than willing to or is even capable of opening a UDK or Maya file I'll be more than happy to send you an animation that not only uses created meshes but also a functional gameplay engine.

3DS MAX BONES GUY?! That's it!? Seriously?! Jesus, I make my own meshes, rig and bone my own creations and give them muscle and weighting constraints...
I'm OVER qualified.

Chicago is port city that is literally surrounded by plains and suburbia...

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This feels like a combination of Crash Course and the early Sonics...

At first I was like:
'Wow, this looks good. I might enjoy this.'

They complain about it...
(Wait a minute. Was that article photo just a clever inside joke? CHEEKY!)

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Now I sit and wait for the photoshops...