I know that...

In elementary school, I sometimes showed up without taking a shower in the morning. Anyone who knows me knows I have UNGODLY good hair when it's clean. When it's not, I look like I just emerged from a block of ice, so VERY MESSY.

Doesn't matter how long Duke was in dev for, it still should have been handled by Gearbox in a manner that updated the core mechanic and made it fun.

Speciality item made from the community I assume?

Might be if it weren't for the fact that it's about as congested as the upper level. If you want to long board someplace cool, I suggest using the Millenium station as a guide point and follow any of the service ways around the city. The authorities might not like it, but it's not technically illegal to travel down…

I always found it funny how technically some of those building's 'basement' levels are actually the ground floor...

It goes underground is some sections. Unbeknownst to most people, Chicago has a full-on underbelly section of it in the way of Deus-Ex's Sky city thing...

The L train is part of the transit system in downtown Chicago. Much like New York's subway system, the L is populated with numerous vagrants from the suicidal homeless to the washed up garage band banging on gallon buckets...

That was nice and all, but I'm gonna stop you right there....

Son! Who do you think your talking to?

What's that? The King gots yo bacon? OH! Excuse, I'm just alittle bit horny now!

So this is how democracy dies? Not with a bang, but with click of a button for the next map...

AS IT SHOULDN'T! I play inverted which it doesn't allow, and this game has no reason for first person aiming outside of the puzzles. Aiming as a mechanic within the game was terrible, thank god for lock on.

I know, and another game that pulled it off well was Oddworld's Stranger Wrath. I'm just pointing out the obvious though...

You know what, I take that back. The DMC guys are also the only other team Capcom has worth a damn, because they know when to quit it and get help, if this is any indication...

But it won't, Lost Planet has never had that 'Spot On' feel to it, and this studio sure as hell can't do what a better team has already tried to do and failed. This franchise needs a new direction and a better studio behind it, but this is neither...

I enjoyed Lost Planet even though it was thin around the edges because it was at least fun to play online. Lost Planet 2 was just meh in all departments....

AH! ForTaxReasons had some of the best animation skits around. Wish they come back and make more, but that's probably never going to happen... oh well.

Let me just throw some fuel on that fire while we're here...

I like how it makes 'normal' people like you looks 'slow' by comparison...