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@Kobun: Maybe they could have put it under parody and kept it, but this way they stay both tasteful and positive. Plus, who knows, the replacement zombie could be a Liberace!

@An Atheist Jew: Ain't it? Hell, anyone of the guys from 'Whitest kids you know' would have been a better fit then Cera...

@Deanb: Totally worth it just for THE THING moment!

And they say videogames can't teach anything beside violent behavior and gun skills! It looks like Finley already understands basic physics and how to make a handgun useless!

Hell, it's about damn time.

@Archaotic: Well a prisoner as the main character would be a good change of pace. Literally. I mean, all the Silent Hill's up to now have been people with family issues and other kinds of phobias and crap.

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@Archaotic: Ain't it? Getting hit by any of those easy to duck shots was like getting slapped in the face! Or more appropriately, like this clip!

@Archaotic: Disney World? Musta have been set to easy then! I can get through the first section with no misses in under 3 minutes, but I always get hit by quick red shot bullets. I swear, the game penalized me for doing good.

Yes, I do work at a pizza place. It's suprising how well it knows me!

@RoboBagins: You got Metal Slug in my reference, to that guy's reference, to that person's reference, to the original reference!

@Shotofen: Dan's Crypt. A good place to go to find a dead Dan.

@RightFootStar: The best demo I've seen was done back on the original Playstation.

@VincentGrey: Yep, there's only 2 groups of people who don't know how the series ended.

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@Archaotic: I don't know. I rather have steroid infused masses of flesh taking bullets and cutting people in half more than a character with the body type (and possibly personality) of Woody Allen!

@#c24468515: It slices. It dices. Hell. it cuts a whole friggin' person in halve!

@702.squee: So it comes with emotional gratification? Awesome!