I always wondered by nobody tries to install a rugby-style rolling maul to get the ball downfield in those situations. Done right, not only is it 100 percent NFL-legal, but no defensive player could get anywhere near the ball carrier, and there’d be a constant replacement carrier waiting behind the play to reset the…

“Let’s take a rookie to get a makeover” is not journalism. Fuck you, pay him.

Christ Greenwald has gotten unbearable. There was just something really smug, yet unintelligent, about all the Game of Thrones criticism. He really is a brutal read.

Said it before, but will reiterate: Steve Hyden was brought aboard for a reason — he’s got arts & culture site managing ed experience, & was to be Simmons’s heir. He still will be. & now that Ryan Pitchfork has dissolved The Dissolve, I expect to see Hyden get the band (Phipps, Murray, Robinson... maybe, MAYBE, Rabin)…

Casting Paul Rudd was a good indicator it was going to be bad. Seeing that he was going to help rewrite the script was another indicator.

Glendavis Glen Ross.

Please go away Megan Trainor. Your faux body positivity and sex shaming are not amusing.

This was certainly not invented by me, but it is a trick I love an am sharing here (though ... it should be its own post at some point): Save jars of mustard that have gotten down to the dregs. Pour oil and vinegar in the dregs jar. Add other stuff if you want. Screw the lid on tightly and shakeshakeshakeshakeshake.

"Hot take" has pretty much devolved into, "Opinion I disagree with," hasn't it?

I hate all this bullshit where idiots have to build a personal identity around bacon, but I like bacon because it tastes like salt and fat.

I am a ph.d. (in an untreated field) and so I never trust news articles to correctly report research studies. Typically they report the result of the study correctly, but completely screw up the interpretation of the results. I believe that is what this person has done. If you read the research article the authors'…

To be fair to Balfour, that thing gets fantastic gas footage.