Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

the douche doesn’t fall too far from the bag.

Hey, big boobs get you free shit. I ain't mad at him.

"UK is the real beneficiary; relatively speaking Cal is being screwed like Davis given what the school makes off the program."

I read "Hot dog shit" as "hotdog shit", as in, the massively awful poo you take after eating too many rippers covered in loose chili and artificial cheese.

So it's the one fucking day you deserve it.

Or clothing made from materials other than human feces.

Delta Airlines quartered a soldier in my house! Where's my Third Amendment rights???

Fuck you Rick Pitino. On an unrelated note, I agree with him.

I love UW Bo Ryan standing in the background, chuckling at his kids, inwardly thinking, "Oh, lord. What next?"

And there he is!!!! HE'S THAT GUY!!!!

fact*: there is not a politician past or present who does not have "scummy pandering asshole" written somewhere in their history.

My fries could use some of the salt from your reply.

Today I, as a 27 year old man, have learned that I am in fact: a good girl.

It also explains a lot of my harlot behavior. #Iamtheeightypercent

Here is my Leonard Nimoy story.

And we no longer have coalers to refuel our dreadnoughts!!!! How will we ever defeat the Kaiser?????? I blame Obama.

I'm so sad that this is still a thing. Those poor girls.

As someone who only works out from home, you can do diamond push ups, wide push ups, T-push ups (after each push up, raise your arm to the sky), incline push ups, decline push ups, knee-to-elbow push ups which lead to spartan push ups. And then you can get something called the perfect push up which is a grip that…

Well, no. He is a doctor. He got into an argument with the official ophthalmology board because they wanted him to pay to be recertified but weren't requiring any of the old guys in charge of the board (or anyone admitted to the board before 1992) take the same test. In spite of the fact their training was likely…