There’s always a fresh grave next to Vince Foster’s...

Yes, but if he were cheese, what kind would he be?

Honestly, ANYONE who can get young people to vote is a worthwhile candidate. We have yet to see whether the alleged interest in Bernie will translate into turnout, but if it does then good for him, and better for those who go to the polls.

I just got tenure. Now I don’t need an excuse to skip out.

I feel like a similar clusterfuck gave birth to the F-35, with all the branches chattering inanely at each other. And over $1 trillion later...

Or the whole team has to take a break while she pounds Midol and complains about bloating and her wetsuit being too tight this week. Ugh.

And it loses $500k in value after you drive it off the lot...

Same fear dominates homophobic men, I think. They’re worried a gay man will treat them the same way that they feel entitled to treat women.

Everything about her screams, “Stay the fuck away!!!”

Olivia is all kinds of crazy.

I think it depends on where you live. I’ve heard some cities are really bad and others aren’t. I had a colleague out for a conference, though, and he caught bed bugs from the Holiday Inn Express, completely by surprise as it was supposed to be a clean spot. Ruined a perfectly good weekend...

When I say I’m super capable of satisfying a woman, I’m definitely not being sarcastic.

Then I have you to thank for my clean countertops and healthy family!

As I’m sadly in the greys, this question won’t get answered, but what sorts of drinking games are people playing? My wife and I usually drink when someone talks about how they can “see themselves” doing something (falling in love, getting married, etc.). We also drink when someone says they want to know someone or…

To his credit, he also seemed slightly embarrassed by the need to adhere to the formula after their conversation. He seems to be much less of a blank stare around Jubilee, which makes her a good catch for him.

No, we did not meet him with “increased force”; we repatriated Georgian troops who had their asses handed to them immediately. And mobilized a few ships that Putin publicly, openly mocked in Russian media. And launching three or four different policy initiatives after ignoring this guy for five years didn’t do shit…

Nope, no benefit for the U.S. oil business at all, just exporting Canada’s dirtiest and least cost-efficient product.

Keystone has nothing to do with U.S. oil, but thanks for playing.

Yeah, right. Wasn’t it your Dear Leader George W. who looked into Putin’s heart and found a kindred soul there? Eight years of engagement wasted by Retardicans. All talk and no action.

Clinton is not electable.