My dogs are velcro dogs, I can’t even go into another room in my apartment with the big one (25 lbs) following me and then the little one (10 lbs) following him to see what we’re doing.

This is pretty much my life.

It is a little bit true that my dog’s purpose is suffering for my entertainment, in the context where suffering means putting up with me lying on top of him and kissing his fluffy head while he emits a series of melodramatic groans and then gets all offended when I eventually get up, because he didn’t say it was time…

I’ve seen bits and pieces of that movie and didn’t realize those horses were special effects, even though that movie must be 15 or 20 years old. It was probably a good idea that saved some horses’ lives, or at least I’ve heard that filming is especially dangerous for them. I’m now going to have to deal with the fact…

Or use a breed of dog that is comfortable in the water or at least a dog with a temperament that has been shown to adapt well to water.