Kids are fun to fuck with but you gotta keep it on this side of the line.  I told my niece that, because I’m a lawyer, I had asked a judge to legally change her dogs’ names to Dog 1 and Dog 2 and it was illegal to call them anything else.  That provided humor for a solid year with no obvious psychological scars.

This is a fucking awesome day, and no pack of whining Millennial Eeyores is going to ruin it. Huzzah and l’chaim, you all!

I’m an Aussie who’s lived in the US for over 15 years.

How you gonna say someone other than Chris Gayle is the best batsman?!

Good luck, man. That’s some real shit. I hope you and your daughter can get through it together.

I am undergoing periodic panic attacks since my wife abandoned my daughter and I last year. I haven’t really talked about it much, except with my boss who has been very supportive of all my time off as I get my meds stabilized and have to make divorce court appearances.

Just taking this opportunity to give a biiiiigggg ole fuck you to the asshole “teammates” of Love’s who dumped on him when he was going through a rough time.

It is important to differentiate between being an American “soccer fan” and being a fan of American Soccer. One makes you an outlier and, likely, the annoying guy at your office. The other makes you insane.

I’ve been keeping tabs on Ducksch for a couple years now as part of BVB II and was always sort of hoping he’d get a chance to play for Dortmund’s first team. I guess with the trident in attack and Pulisic tearing it up there was really no place for him to go. He’s hot a big frame though and given regular minutes, I…

It’s St. Pauli. They probably just did it for shits and giggles.

EDIT: Literally 20 seconds of Googling found this:

Agreed. There is no way Columbus should be higher than cinci and Cleveland. Columbus is boring and prepackaged. It's the Applebee's of Ohio cities.