Defend? LOL. Could give a fuck about Depp (but I don’t), I just wonder, why is Depp automatically guilty when he has no record of domestic violence and Amber is automatically innocent when she has an arrest on her record?

I don’t know latin so I’m just going to assume that chest tattoo translates into “No Ragrets.”

Frozen drinks are what I have when I want to have a slight buzz but not get drunk. They’re too damn cold to drink fast enough to actually get drunk, and I can’t drink more than like 2. So for that, they’re perfect.

Arbor Mist-loving husband

Did you just say you will fellate me?

Because it is their drink and they can do whatever the hell they want with it.

my dental insurance (already a scam just by nature) just told me that the removal of two SEVERELY WACK wisdom teeth, at the like decade-long urging of all my dentists, was a medically unnecessary procedure LOL

Insurance companies are just horrible when it comes to anything breast related.

Insurance companies are just horrible when it comes to anything breast related.

“when members are focused on finishing a series, they watch a little over two hours a day to complete a season.” (This conflicts directly with my personal binge-watching, which is best done all day, in bed, over an entire weekend.)

I mean, the most irritating thing about this story is that Roy all but confirmed it herself the night Lemonade was released. She uploaded a photo of herself and captioned it, “Good hair don’t care.”

One of my childhood friends went to boarding school with her and said she was “one of the dumbest people I’ve ever met in my life.” That’s all I ever think of when I see news about her. She seems like she’s grown to be more competent-ISH, but I tend to believe my friend.

“We need to change our names, but I really wanna keep using all my monogrammed stuff...”

This is really complicated even by soap opera standards.

Are we allowed to be excited yet? I have a two year old daughter and this is just such a huge thing for her generation. She gets to grow up knowing you don’t have to be a white male to be president.

I’ve gotta say, as a woman, I’m kind of having a moment right now. My daughter will grow up in a different world than I did and it thrills me.

Soooo... Bernie is going to concede now, and tell his people to support Hillary, right?

No matter how you feel about her, 100 years ago American women didn’t even have the right to vote, so this is pretty cool.

Her desire to both work and parent the way she sees fit is what we’re all striving for.

(Dragon count: Zero.)