Interesting that anyone would get anything else from the writer who advocates “stay in your lane”.

I hate to break it to you, but this mess is really all your daddy’s fault.

I thought i saw that and I literally felt my lunch move from my stomach to my bowels. Sickening.

He is grinning like a son of a bitch.

Is it me or is that son of a bitch smiling as the dad lunges at him and misses?

Oy. Thanks for the reminder that I need to have an updated talk with both my kids (11 and 12.5) before they go to sleepaway camp for the first time this summer. Two weeks, lots of kids and teens/college kids. A lot can happen.

I made it nice!!!!

To be honest it wouldn't surprise me at all if Taylor came out as gay or bi in the next 10 years. She just seems so much more comfortable around women.

• Ramona tells Bethenny she’ll get her a tea, and then gets the housekeeper Len to do it
  

Worst kept secret in backstage NYC.

No evidence?!

Yeah, here I feel like maybe the appropriate response is to leave a stout length of rope in his cell so that he can fulfill his commitment.

Yes, and “chickening out” of a suicide pact? A.k.a. not wanting to die? Because actually, if there had been a suicide pact-and I very much doubt there was- the alive person is the one who “chickened out”.

Fucking bullshit facebook. Get your shit together.

This is just me talking out of my ass, but I think T Swift has more chemistry with Karlie Kloss than she has any guy she's been linked with. That means nothing except I think she and Karlie should date (despite there being no evidence that either one of them is at all attracted to women). I just... the heart wants…

I take your point, but chickens are bred for food and are not classed as critically endangered. This is an horrific loss for the breeding program of these beautiful intelligent creatures which will be felt all around the world. How on earth the child got into the enclosure really needs to be addressed. I feel for the…

Wait, let me fix this for you, here....

As Cherith said above, like Karlie ever went anywhere!

She sounds completely insufferable. And for someone bright enough to get into Columbia, she’s an idiot to think her actions wouldn’t result in an all-out missing person’s search.

Queue someone preemptively slandering “straights” as ignorant and bigoted.