I am too lazy to figure out if someone else already posted this photo on one of the 10,000 related articles... but here is a photo from her wedding (circa 2000), which gives a better idea of just how much tanning/bronzer/hair magic was involved.

she is also bragging that her fiance was married to someone else when they met..... which is extra classy.

Nassif is at least single, so you would do better to pimp him out.

he’s on tour with the Smashing Pumpkins and writes songs for tv/film/etc, so I think he’s doing fine.

Yes, I’m in this club.

Planned Parenthood bills correctly (got depo for free several times). My regular doctor isn’t so easy. Recently had to throw down with a pharmacist over trying to charge me $100 for 3 months of the pill.... After pointing out that generic is supposed to be $0, it became $0.

hell to the no... but anyone interested wouldn’t have a hard time. a friend of mine worked for him a few years ago and from all instances I observed, he is a ridiculously flirty/handsy dude to all attractive females.

this is why I am in favor of the artist hiring someone to record all performances and later distribute it (online or for sale, whatever), banning any fan recording devices. focus on the moment, people. look it up online later, if you must.

I can tell you where not to look for casual good anything. Scotland. Anywhere in Scotland. Those boys are klingons, to the max.

• Binge watching insane amounts of tv shows to the point of not sleeping if it gets it done.

no. not unless it wasn't a very emotionally-invested relationship and significant time has passed.

No joke. I have a family member doing the same insane shit (only this person is a verified man in Nigeria claiming to be a blonde white chick in Texas :-/ ) No evidence seems capable of convincing my family member they are being duped, so the money keeps flowing..

katy perry's obnoxious cheerleader yelling during missy's performance made me want to smack her. you do not belong, katy. please step aside.

I have a lot, but it's mostly to do with musicians and backstage stuff. Erm...

he's also known for getting drunk with friends and going out for spontaneous tattoos (with multiple friends, all the time. they must be microscopic..) not the best planning of tattoos, overall.

This has only happened once and the ring was VERY cheap so it's not like he was going to miss a mortgage payment if I didn't return it. Also, he was unfaithful and a general shitbag. So I sold it on eBay for far below market value.

yes. this. i have one guy currently who couldn't take no thank you for an answer 4 months ago and so he made new profiles JUST IN CASE I DIDNT SEE ALL THE MESSAGES FROM HIS OTHER ACCOUNT, stalked out my google, skype and facebook accounts to harass me there.... AND THEN when I blocked him at every turn, I get yet…

He has a permanent pass from me for telling off Courtney Love a few times. That was quite enjoyable.

I see she tried to use every last bit of makeup and tanning gunk she had left in her final hours of freedom.

Oh damn. This is awesome. I shamelessly love these things, in fact it is the only thing on the menu I like.