If you’re having a party and have a pool (even if it isn’t a pool party), just hire a lifeguard. Most places have a local pool with lifeguards happy to earn some extra cash and it could save a life without you or your guests having to lift a finger.

Hey, I’m not your friend, ami.

Airpods are also connected via Bluetooth.

We have the same one, and it’s pushed us out of our Kia Forte and into a new Rav4 (my wife didn’t like the Outback). It’s such a pain but how could I sleep at night if my son isn’t in the safest seat?

Thank you! My wife’s Canadian family, though wonderful in many ways, cannot grasp that no, Orange Pekoe, is not “the same thing”.

3 million dollars for a wall? If only there were some funds allocated to such a thing. Maybe tell Trump there are some bad hombres trying to get on that island.

You’re kind of a part of the problem. Exclusives are (like almost any other kind of monopoly) bad for consumers. The One X will be objectively the best console hardware on the market when it launches but people are, understandably, not sold due to the lack of games. Fair play to Sony for having a great exclusives…

Oh this is awesome! I have a nine month old and expecting number two in September, so I’ll definitely be interested to crowed source some practical parenting ideas.

This is a really silly article. Argentina will not fail without Messi. He also isn’t definitively the best player to live (although it’s certainly not a stretch to say so). Finally, referees should be respected more in soccer this just shows why it’s a problem.

Maybe just an unflattering photo (read: not photoshopped) but she looks ill in this picture.

This is the amazing thing to me. How does you average republican not look at that as a red flag the size of Texas!? Any time a person makes a rule that specifically exempts them and only them, they are telling you that this shit stinks.

Racism is wrong, so is saying an entire city is racist because a black player is verbally abused by some turds, so is saying a religion is dangerous because fanatics use it to hurt others. Can we just be grownups and stop making everything so damn absolute?

This is the kind of hot taek we come to Deadspin for.

Honest non-loaded question: when you say they have a liberal slant, what exactly do you mean? I remember they gave Jenner that award but I don’t really notice much else.

I’ll take a lesser athlete that’s 6’4” and 200 lbs. as a receiver that runs 4.3, that’s an average football player, compared to a 6’ 200 lbs. guy that doesn’t show up every day and be the same guy.”

So what you’re saying is that this money will trickle down to the rest of us? I can’t wait.

I’m with you, I appreciate the complexity of that whole scene but brutality at that length was hard for me to watch. It shows a lot about our society that sustained graphic violence isn’t worth a mention but anal sex is outrageous.

I bet it did.

I mean it’s probably not wrong...

They aren’t necessary, they get a free education.