Joy is such a disgusting emotion

How amazing it must be, living in a coastal city. In Chicago, where there is nothing and your only friend is the demonic avatar of winter riding a fixed gear bicycle, you’re lucky if you find an old broken acoustic guitar lying in a trash heap somewhere so you can pluck tuneless melodies next to a space heater until…

I was just thinking about how this isn’t referred to often enough. I mean, not here, in response to this specific comment, but you know.. in general.

in memoriam, all flags will be flown at half mast\half lemonade.

I don’t get what’s so fucking funny about this press conference to these tools, but it isn’t funny. I get it, it’s their job, but mayyybe a little less joking around before a press conference to announce the death of a person in the public view.

The video board in the background of the 2nd vid/gif is amazing - the 3 dudes start celebrating right as the ball hits Swanson, like they just won the Braves’ Monday night “Contusion Confusion” prize and are getting upgraded to seats in the first row, just beyond where the netting stops.