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That graffito’d Robin statue looks like a Riddler Challenge from Arkham Asylum. “This early bird caught all the worms. But someone else got the last laugh!”

Right, because no player in Seattle’s history has ever been accused of taunting or lack of class....

Considering their bread is made from the material found in wrestling mats, the brand synergy seems appropriate.

This account has me rethinking my position on both wrestling and Subway.

Yes it is. These people died because Aaron Ramsey scored for Arsenal.

Friends say Philips lived by the golden rule.

“Is he a part of the triad?”

I’m all tearing that butt up when needed

And Pep Guardiola is Pep Guardiola... who took a Bayern team fresh off winning the treble and improved them

To me, it is both hilarious and super serious. On the one hand, I mean, how could you not laugh at these idiots?

Find the fucking panda

Merry Sithmas

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Is Screamer just Barca, Arsenal fanboyism with the occasional MLS Sucks piece?

And we’ll never see the suit that Ray Lewis wore during last night’s pregame again.

When this happens in America, the punishment is to explain the offside rule to Sarah Palin.

Aww, that's cute. Someone thinks Spurs won't choke away a CL spot.

So there you go baby. He’s 500 pounds and I went after him for you.