Since 1776.

“All bark and no bite.”

Wow, Miami of Ohio grads are a bit oversensitive about the name of their school.

YES! AND THE FOUL! SHA-QUILLE O-NEAL JAMS IT DOWN THE BASKETBALL RING AND PICKS UP THE FOUL

No, THIS is how you pander:

Ted Cruz is exactly the kind of person whose entire knowledge of basketball would have been gained from reading the rulebook.

“If you ask what’s your motivation, there’s my motivation,” he said, revealing that things like ‘having a conscience’ and ‘ability to decide right from wrong on all matters, not just those that have a direct consequence to himself and those he personally knows’ are missing in the empty husk of his being.

Other than my health insurance premium almost tripling, my coverage being halved, and my not being able to keep my doctor (who I liked) and being “assigned” a doctor that graduated from the University of American Somoa 2 years ago, plus the huge erosion in privacy rights and a general lack of global leadership, he’s…

Ducks for Hunters

Angels for Satan

I imagine her squatting while using a hand mirror to get it just
right

Jennifer Mayers is clearly Tomatoface or whatever the fuck he’s calling himself mow.

The thing that always astonished me was his footwork and athleticism. You always hear of big guys losing their effectiveness deep into their age due to health and movement fading away, but he kept himself in prime condition, leaning out over the years to make sure his main tool on offense was still there.

One is definitely better than the other.

What kind of fiscally irresponsible lack-wit buys new shoes when they lose 40% of their value the second you take them off the lot.

Tim Duncan made how many millions of dollars and never once looked like his outfit cost more than $50. More impressive than the 5 titles.

One of my favorites

Having Tweeted this thought, Reilly went on to compare an OKC team with neither Durant nor Westbrook to Kate Upton with a double mastectomy.