“Sorry guys, I couldn’t come up with a good enough reveal with the box opening, so I’m just gonna keep it locked and pretend it’s your fault despite the ludicrous amounts of data scraping and OCD pixel hunting you guys have been doing relentlessly. Remember it’s your fault and I’m disappointed in you!”

My dad was the VP of Sales and Marketing for Software Toolworks, and Mavis was mostly his creation. I now work in advertising, and I’ve always loved having this insider knowledge, but now I’m glad the world knows, too.

I once got into SO MUCH TROUBLE in my computer class for putting the Oregon Trail floppy disk into my Apple II instead of Mavis Beacon. I got sent to the Principal’s office and everything. Also, I got dysentery and died, so it was a pretty bad day, all in all.

Either that, or he’s just a heady combination of cheap and entitled. Line forms to the left, ladies!

“I don’t like the concept of monogamy, but I DO like letting my wife believe I do so she’ll be home with a hot dinner waiting for me at night, keeping the house clean and parenting my children so I have plenty of time and mental space to obsess about what else I deserve out of life.”

seriously. if you’re bored in your marriage, maybe she is, too. maybe she would like other partners, too. and since he’s made it obvious that he’s going to step out whether she agrees to it or not, she also has the right to leave the marriage. he’s probably just afraid of losing all the things his wife does for him.

“ultimately the role we play together as parents feels more important than my splitting us up so that I can seek out potential pussy options”

I tripped and “boom!”, penis in vagina.

I’m all for this guy trying to have a better sex life, but at the expense of betraying his wife? “And ultimately the role we play together as parents feels more important than my splitting us up so that I can seek out potential pussy options.” - Shouldn’t his wife have some say in this? If he thinks it’s ok to step…

This. You don’t “find yourself” being a piece of human garbage. It’s a conscious choice. He chose it. He’s not a victim of circumstance, and no external power kept him from doing the only moral thing: asking his wife for an open marriage and failing that, exiting his marriage.

“But when you’re trying to hook up with a married man, that guy already has enough on his plate without having to jump through the hoops of dating.”

‪I had an unexpected affair three years ago.

I do like that anyone who objects to infidelity was preemptively called a “hater,” though. Stay classy, Tracy.

Oh god, SOLD. I’ve never been to Rio, but I’ve been wanting to go. Not I have two good reasons. Thank you! :)

Also coffee try Grouchy John’s. I was playing through “Lord of the Rings” penny slots, I had no idea what was going on, but I had fun anyway!

Oh, I loved it. I would stop and stare at the mini videos that made up the reels. I may or may not have been drunkenly singing along to all of the songs. Uggghhhh can’t wait to go back in October and spend all my money on that damn machine.

I lived in Vegas for 2 years for work and just got back from a 10 day trip there for a work-related conference (Blackhat/Defcon). I hated living there but love to visit, AMA.

Pinball museum.

Has anyone here seen the Britney show? I’m going October 17th and I’m just dying from the anticipation. I went on an impromptu (as in “What are you guys doing tonight? Oh, your mom has the kids? Let’s go to Vegas.”) trip to Vegas this weekend and Planet Hollywood has a new Britney slot machine. Heaven is a slot…