Just remember, Schilling is worried about trangender men going into bathrooms to molest young girls, but not about wealthy straight men imagining future banging 10-year olds. This man has his priorities straight!

He doesn’t immediately jump to molesting her. He buys her ice cream first, otherwise that’s rude.

“I don’t immediately jump to molesting her. I wait 10 years. But so we’re clear, I’ve called dibs on that.”