I lived with that yellow one for a week and I would very happily continue to live with one for the rest of my stupid life

I honestly do not know how important location is to Jalopnik ,and Gawker as a whole, staff’s jobs. But if they can work from anywhere, I am envious. I wish I had a career that didn’t require me to be in a major tech center. I would move somewhere I could actually afford a house.

Yeah but Garker don’t work that way. How can they keep up the veneer of being a respectable company without a NY office, and an address for dodging taxes in the Cayman islands?

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: You’re bloggers, man. Live somewhere cheaper.

When a third of the trailer for a racing simulation consists of photoshopping your imaginary car into real-world images, it’s time to glance down through the waterskis and wave at the shark!

Cars are actually pretty small in the grand scheme of things, so their gravitational pull is for all intents and purposes nil. You really don’t need to be scared that they’ll suck you in.

Same here. Many years back my friend was replacing his clutch and flywheel in his E36 M3, and I drove over to his house to help. I distinctly remember being under the car (no wheels and on 4 2-ton jacks) while trying to get the flywheel off, using a breaker bar, and having the whole car shudder while trying to loosen…

I am terrified of jack failure.

I don’t listen to much Drake, but I can tell you that he’s definitely not a no talent ass-clown. Just listen to his back to back freestyle, look up the backstory behind the song, and you’ll see what I mean. Dude murdered another rapper’s career with just a few words...

This is one edgy fucking comment, man!

I don’t have a problem with the cops seizing vehicles for vehicular crimes. The wastefulness of this spectacle is annoying, but that too is not even the worst part.

I live in an area once plagued by this and I can tell anyone in doubt, there is no such thing as an over-reaction to these jack offs.

I love how the 2 door 1 series had to become the 2 door 2 series to make room for a 4 door 1 series. Much like how the 2 door 3 series became the 2 door 4 series, but there’s still a 4 door 4 series if you want 2 more doors than the 2 door 3 series. Luckily, the 2 door 5 series was always the 6 series, but the 2 door…

where is your dealer? i should give them a try.

The buyers would get in eternal argument about how the BMW prescribed is too small to fit their balls inside.

Why doesn't BMW just offer one car, but you come in and a tailor measures you, touches your balls, makes some chalk marks on the car, then you pick it up a week later? That's not much different from the current carbuying experience, except for the measuring and chalk part.

It’s Massachusetts. He probably thought the telephone poll was talking shit.

I bet this has nothing to do with texting while driving. Much more likely they were paying 100% attention to the road and some freak gust of wind/wormhole got them stuck like that.

How about Muters? Short for commuters since that’s the only purpose their car has and double points because they like to mute themselves from all the glorious flaws quirks of interesting cars.

In response to an article mentioning an MR2...oh the irony.