Doug will buy it if it comes with a one year no limit warranty for $6,ooo. His fanboys will then gush over the “great deal doug!”

Bravo! Well said.

Hey come on now tough guy. Read my spoilers you so boldly claimed to have no worries about. Don’t tell me you’re all talk as I already figured.

Wait a minute, I went through a bakers dozen 360's and never had any quality issues.

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Man, ass-kissers abound! And a fellow grey loser to boot.

**SPOILER ALERT for anyone not Sports are lame, loser!, Lana, or Ashley (ugghh way to go mom and dad...why not name her Mercedes or Madison)

I enjoy this show more than my kids do.

Sand don’t glow on it’s own you know. At least according to punch-my-face Cruz.

Fuck you. If you’re so bold, why don’t you name a show or book you’re currently enjoying or plan to and let me shit on it for you. You gawker commenters who side with the writers at all times for any ounce of acceptance are the worst.

Dick move Caitlyn

Wow, that doesn’t exactly get everyone creaming in their pants like your original article did. Can’t wait to hear how it drives in July when it’s out of the shop.

This is me remembering that “hand gestures are bad” during an interview.

yeah he missed his chance to appease the masses by not ripping it off and hurling it at the nearest immigrant while yelling “tools of the devil!”