Pay them, let them transfer, worship them. Everything Deadspin wants but make them meet the same academic standards as other students at their universities. Let’s see Turman’s SAT scores.

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I’m a beta, hipster male who loves a good pegging just like everyone here. So I’ll be changing my name to my future wife’s name (if she lets me).

Like the Warriors, Barry spends a lot of time around scantily clad men.

Completely random but you nailed it. The Deadspin staff dreams of videos of naked 5 year olds (as long as they’re boys).

Deadspin really loves Steph. It’s almost like they’re gay for a handsome, biracial super star.

I’d be intimidated too if I had to line up next to that linebacker that she’s next to. That’s a BIG gal.

Now if there was video of a teenage boy eating ass...twice, Tom Ley would have posted it hours ago.

Could Tom Ley be anymore of a white knight? It’s ridiculous. Dude loves dick but will defend women all the time.

You’re soooooooooo empathetic.

Good points. It’s a shame the white knight brigade won’t consider them.

“Look at all those yummy bears.”-Tom Ley