Yo, Donny Dinko, you know what Obama NEVER did? A blanket pardon for all non-violent drug offenders in Federal Prison!

It was an okay day at my house

Guy walked to work was story I heard. Now he drives in a nice little midsize sedan with low operating costs. Guaranteed he’s happy with a very thoughtful thank you gift. I see no problem, only a blessing for a good Samaritan.

Convince game companies to actually punish people for saying shit like this. Like zero tolerance policies. You do this even once perma-banned.

Way to go, $kay! I GIS’d “hot dude with a gt40" and chose randomly.

Pretty obvious that none of the morons tweeting at you have can read The Root lol.

I’d like to punch down across this assholes face for thinking they’re better than someone who wants to eat a fucking meal.

We had a semi-regular customer a few years ago at a cheese shop I was involved with. He loved cheese, but as his arms ended just above where the wrists would have been, he was unable to pick anything up. I would always assist him, place the cheese bites on a toothpick and putting them gently in his mouth. He loved…

If IHOP wants to prove they have a sole, they might consider footing the bill for a lifetime supply of pancakes for this kid.

Well, I think we can all concur that the Grip Zone is not working as intended.

Yeah, don’t start a conversation with my daughter by saying how cute she is. Not only have you annoyed me by reinforcing the idea that a girl’s most important attribute is how she looks, but she’s not going to like you very much either. If you try, the first thing she’s going to say is “no I’m not!” and the…

Nobody likes the actual solutions, like stricter licensing and even tiered licensing that keeps brand new Mustangs with 300-400 hp out of the hands of 18 year olds.

Hey Justin, I think a little more clarity would be appropriate.

Oh how soon you forget how women fighters in Battlefield 1 ruined the game’s realism.

Obama 2016: “There’s too much at stake to stay home or protest vote.”

You’ve reduced Bertrammm to nothing but “STFU” as a response, and I am laughing at his impotent fury. Well done.

I’m an active duty Soldier (so people can feel free not to @ me). I say eliminate the damn thing. It doesn’t make any sense to play it anyway, and it always just makes me wonder if the Packers and Steelers forget what country they are in and have to be reminded at the start of every game.

Exactly. Put the thing on your car key ring. Take it with you when you leave the house. Know where it is when you are home.

It would appear that Obama must continue to play the “Magical Negro” role until white liberals are satisfied with his overall performance.