Can’t get mad that we don’t get this car. We complained that we don’t get some thing and Ford said, you’re right. Then they started to sell us these gems.....and we didn’t buy it. Now we don’t get it. Before we yell at Ford I want you, all of you to take a look in the mirror and blame the person looking back at you…

Ford and I are a lot alike. We don’t really have any good ideas at the moment, but damn if we can’t find the worst possible idea for any situation.

A legit car dealer would just eat an amount that small. I suspect that this is a ploy to get the customer to sign a radically altered finance contract, almost certainly with a higher interest rate or different (read: subprime) lender.

I am happy to give another Jalop job security.

Ummm I hate Tacos and Mariachi! yea that’s right! especially with some Modelo! Better not send that crap to my house this weekend, nope don’t want it*

Yeah, those Texas people, that are actually building one in their own state, are the big problem. Have fun with Pizza Rat or whatever.

That’s the first thing I thought, what Muslim in their right mind would ever work for FOX?

I really doubt Hannity’s dick is big enough to droop past his balls.

You’re complicating this. This is nice, but it’s much much simpler.

1. Buy model / toy cars
2. Remove from packaging
3. Display them on your desk or shelf, or move them around on your desk while you’re on the phone
4. Make car noises
5. Offer zero fucks.

Don’t forget that this is also a prime example of how bullshit our “justice” system is. Racist cashier sucks, but everything that happened after is a whole other f*cking sort of extreme b*llshit.

Perhaps, but it depends on which Subaru - which is why I recommended Megan to choose one wherever she feels she falls in the spectrum. I can guarantee a Baja (especially in that two tone yellow and silver) would stand out in a college parking lot even in Oregon.

There was a running joke in my D&D game that involved us playing the worst renditions of the “Jurassic Park” theme that could be found. On kazoos. Recorders. Banjos.

All I’m hearing is Toyota Sera. Any other car is the wrong car.

Tom has the best idea overall, but might I suggest:

Please post more emails from Fanbois. Just write an article saying “Mustang GT: Worst Car Ever?” or something and watch the clicks and hate roll in.

It’s worth taking a little side journey into “what is depleted uranium?”

(how are you the master race if light can kill you?)

Why does the server come when you’re mouth is full? Because you’re eating, that’s why.

Maybe she should see a doctor about that?