Yes it would. When you close a tab, you still have to have it run through. Much as a POS this guy is, this photo is fake.

Corporate assistant here. I found discrepancies in the annual reports and the 10Ks. These were so obvious that I was amazed that not one of the board members or anyone in management or at the SEC picked up on them. We’re talking hundreds of millions of dollars difference between documents.

And the answer is always, “We want it done fast AND right.” Which shows how truly stupid most people in management are.

The game of Lava, Mustang, Crowds is a lot like Rock, Paper, Scissors.

Your dad is a boss.

My Dad once swung a big block Roadrunner around to fit in a tight parking space by doing a burnout (The car was huge and had a crap turning radius for where we were trying to park it). Looked right at me and said “Don’t do that”

and my credit card hated every bit of it. of course after i bought the helmet i found field level suite dallas cowboys tickets for 200$. if i hadnt bought the helmet i wouldve bought the tickets.

im gonna replace it with the race star ace cafe version. i ride a triumph. kinda have to.

You’ve got to do it the Lemons way...

“we can buy any one of your cars for $1 million after any race” haha.

That looks like a grown-ass adult hit him several times. Poor baby. I also would have punched someone if I came to pick up my child and found him in that condition.

I’m sure they’re getting tired of all this bad press.

Goodyear is not having a good year.

Yeah, she had to have been if that cock fuck walked away with just a punch.

Wtf. No way another baby did that to that child.

This is top-notch (hypothetical) parenting.

So, get a crate of extra batteries and a pimptastical charging bay behind the counter.

In my first email to parents (last year I coached u8 hockey), I introduced myself as ‘volunteer coach extraordinaire’. I addressed the parents as ‘agents’ and the kids as their ‘clients’. I explained the reason I am so popular with the skaters (I bring the water bottles), told them our assistant was tops in the league…

“When I become a parent.”

I feel like it’d be easier since you can distinguish between a JL and a JK, unlike my ‘97 Ram where they switched a bunch of things mid year, so the only way to know which part is has is to take it off first. Nothing big, just little clips and stuff, tailight bulbs, etc., but makes it a pain to gather parts before you…

When asked why he was kicking the swans, Mantella replied “It’s my cygneture move.”