Lol I didn’t know you’re looking for one. I watched your Twitch stream whenever you’re streaming Monster Hunter World and I could haved definitely host you. I see that you’re still missing some part, so I can definitely help you get the rest if you want

Congratulations, Mr. Smurph, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a classic Mustang convertible which this lovely lady will deliver without air conditioning.

Trump launches 104 Tomahawk missiles at NATO kitchens.  

Depends on where you get it and if you want it new or used, but $500 for a used AR in reasonable condition would be suspiciously but not irrationally cheap. You’d definitely want to give it a thorough inspection but it’s not impossible.

I think the best course of action for the school would be to actually replace the RA and the campus police with a goat and two turkeys. They would probably spread less shit around them and have more positive interactions with students.

Because most people are not you. Most people shut up and bend over when faced with stern corporate authority. Then there’s the flipside, that most people see concessions and reasonableness as a sign of weakness and blood in the water — give an inch and take a mile.

Hello NRA members,

DV survivor here and wishing you a safe escape from your situation. I know how hard it is. I also know that it’s much better on the other side. I still have credit card debt from my early months on my own. But, I’m free and there’s nothing better than that.

I just want to say I hope you can set things up so you can leave your partner soon. I know you don’t know me, I’m a big lurker- but I just want you to know this internet stranger is rooting for you. I know it’s so hard to leave, but when you are ready you will not regret it.

She is the highest sustained DPS in the game once her M1 charges up. Good Sym players hide until team fight happens and charge up the beam on tanks and melt squishies in under 2 seconds.

My advice? Git gud.

Someone must of photo shopped the pic. Because I don’t see any pot holes on that Michigan highway.

Or you can dislike speed cameras as the craven, revenue generation devices they are, while also understanding that speeding may cause you to get a ticket.

I mean, a 5-some is going to be excruciatingly slow to play behind in almost any circumstance except on the slowest of days, but even still, that’s on the pricks that own the place and their own pro shop and starter for letting them go out like that. Oh wait, it’s the pricks that own the place yelling at them.

Jesus…

Spoiler: *real* Lancers have big ones.

Up next from Mitsubishi, the new Galant Grande, Diamante Venti, and Starion Espresso SAV, oh, and the Endeavor VR4 Spyder Evolution MR, a new low slung sporty AWD TTV6 2 seater, why, because Mitsubishi.

They scream at me every time I walk into the garage.

Sort of like what my dogs do when I finished feeding them, and it’s time for their walk. Just a lot less tail and butt wagging.

Y’know maybe I’d be interested in something like this but only if you replace “Harley-Davidson” with “Indian Scout Bobber”.

This sounds like a really great opportunity for 8 young people to get talked down to by retired dentists at H-D dealerships across the country. #branding

Schrodinger’s Yukon—when the interior can be shit and shit at the same time.