Goddamnit, somebody fix the GPS on that TU-95. Fucker’s been off course since the 1960s.

The cradle-robber jokes at my expense are endless amongst my friends :’)

Hah, current bf is a year and two months younger than me - not sure I could handle any younger! But more power to couples who reverse the age-expectation.

If I ever see him out anywhere other than weaving through traffic or parked at his house, I’ll probably try to approach him. :P

Remarkably stupid blog post, you’re welcome.

How about we...oh I dont know...let women do what they want and stop trying to police them? Radical idea I know...

Plastic facsimiles painted body color after the fact?

The idea that it took you until Rogue One to figure out the Death Star moved through hyperspace is mind boggling to me. How do you think it got from Alderaan to Yavin in Star Wars?

Yeah I guess it’s pretty goo—... *SEES BLUE INTERIOR*

$100k in San Francisco will get you a nice cardboard box in the Tenderloin District.

We all should be so dedicated to the cars we love, even the weird ones.

It certainly is an interesting idea, no? Because the Constitution doesn’t dictate the Justice *requires* Senate approval.

This response is priceless.

Wow, don’t sell Greg Proops short.

This is the best. I’m a Kinsey 6 gay but the go-to guy amongst my friends when it comes to anything car related, and I happened to find a boyfriend who is obesessed with just about every brown-wagon-jalopniky thing out there. If anything, “FAG CAR” is quite the compliment...we have good taste.

There are about 6,500 rear-end collisions daily in the US. Pretty sure none of those involved a driver who was paying attention.

I find myself contemplating why other people don’t recognize things that I find obvious or logical way more than I should, and it really bothers me.

No, because the hedge fund dipshits that grew up in the 80s and have crippling boneitis will be right there paying 200 thousand dollars for an e30 m3 or 100k for an Toyota Supra