I had grand intentions of showing up to my reunion in a Lotus Esprit. Turns out the guy at the counter thought I said “Chevy Cobalt”

Pizza tide pods have existed for decades. They are called...

I’m partial to my modded 3.8 swapped swb Voyager, but I’m always searching for a nice Turbo ES with the manual.

F-150? F-Yeah!

“low-mile example”

Just as soon as you can pry the shift knob out of my cold, dead fingers.

They’re definitely over priced for what they are. Kinda like Wranglers.

haaa haaaa haaa haaaa!!

Torque curves, not depreciation curves!

First Gear: *looks out window at a Focus ST*

First Gear: *Looks out window*

First Gear: *looks out window at Mustang*.

First Gear: *looks out window at Tacoma*.

Boo yah!

I bought a Fiat 500 a year after they came to the states. Literally everything anyone (who wasn’t a cute girl, they loved it) ever said to me about it was offensive.

Price is $1995 Firm!

All of your co-workers probably think you’re the most cold and impersonal employee they’ve ever worked with. Make sure to go in pinchers ablazin’ tomorrow. I assure you this is totally normal workplace behavior.

Sadly, elitist attitudes can be found in the most mainstream of brands. Like hearing plug-in EV drivers lording over Prius drivers. Everybody wants to feel special at the expense of others. Definition of happiness and all that (happiness is relative, eg, finding $100 under your car makes you happy until you realize…

Get the fuck over yourself. They were making E36s, C36s and C43s before your ‘REAL’ AMG models existed. Way to reinforce a shit stereotype.

The best hand-me-down car is no hand-me-down car. When I was 16 I scraped enough money together to buy my own first car and I learned a little bit out this experience. It’s called pride of ownership. Out of all of my high school friends, I was the only one who bought my car with my own money. All of my friends who got…

My 18 year old cousin uses her mom’s credit card (that her mom gave her) to take Ubers and pay for lunch or brunch with her friends at restaurants so they can practice for their post-college future in the city using their parent’s credit cards for brunch