We’ll gladly usher in that big brother dystopia ourselves, as long as we get a piece of the pie.   ---New Yorkers.

Form 4473

You can’t reference standards of journalism and then link to goddamn breitbart, for fuck’s sake.

Outback hasn’t been cool since it went all CVT in ‘15

That’s the new 2020 TIE Interceptor Performante edition, with red stripes, the solar arrays off the TIE Silencer, and also everything is carbon fiber.

Do want that bacon.

Truth.

Ahh, the glorious staples. I love that the scars they leave look like a bite, I tell folks I was attacked by a shark to avoid the embarrassment of admitting I was doing a lunge lol... Man, I can’t even imagine if I’d have done both legs, that must have sucked during recovery.

Yes.

I’m about...15 years on from my surgery...still only have half a kneecap in the right side, and if it’s quiet when I’m walking I hear it grinding like a screwed up downshift. I had a catastrophic failure and the kneecap basically detonated, what was left (about 2/3 of the thing) ended up all the way around the outside…

Twister remake?

They’ll never be right again. At least if my experience is any indication.

Best story to tell the grandkids ever.

Working at a dealer, I see lots of cars go to auction because sales was dumb and overpaid on the trade to make a sale. Also, a fair amount go to auction because sales doesn’t want to pay over a certain amount to fix even small things. 

I dunno why, but I’ve always found these to be handsome, and not as overdone as other suv “coupes”

Then again, I’m legally blind if I take my glasses off, so think of that what you will.

This. So much this.

I will get a Texas Roadhouse tattoo for free steaks.

I’d buy a car named Thunderbolt.

Agree. I had one as a rental in OKC last year, and it was pretty damn good for what they sell it for...since then I’ve driven several working at a dealership, and while I’m not as much of a fan of the 1.6 ecoboost or the na engine, the 2.0 is pretty great.

“Ford lineup of SUVs and crossovers (but no cars, except the Mustang) that are so perfectly bland I can’t imagine a company going blander.”

Except for the part that they’re all available with turbo or twin turbo engines, handle well (ecosport excepted), and some of which (2.0 turbo escape, 2.7 turbo edge, 3.5 turbo…