It’s like all the tropes of the Millennial generation distilled into one person.

What’d you name it instead?

Agree. The employee should have kept it shut till after they left.

rofl

Possibly. 

I lol’ed

Much to my wife’s disappointment, no.

It’s cause we’re rational human beings...unlike the mother in the post.

I’m sure there’s someone on earth who’s done it.

Nahh, just Hammond...and I already screwed up and didn’t use Hamster as a nickname either.

And then she gets offended “on her daughter’s behalf” when people make fun of the name SHE chose. 

Nope.

I thought so too, and he tells me he likes it, 5 years in, so I can’t complain.

He did have a pretty unfortunate word choice, there. :D

Definitely.

The only saving grace is that all us millennials are naming our children stupid names, so to the kids growing up, those will be normal. 

“Maybe be an adult and don’t make fun of fucking children.” - Jaguar1024

Nope :)

Hammond

Or my daughter’s favorite, spagti