The sheer number of repeats in the replies to my post make me cry.
It’s Hammond, by the way. 

Just Hammond. I actually call him Turkey as a nickname, which is a huge miss on my part.

If it’s unpronounceable and also unspellable in two guesses, then it’s a stupid name.

That at least would make sense

You’d think after the first 100 times, the mother would get her daughter’s name changed just to stop having to explain it.

No joke. My first name is Macon (pronounced like bacon, or the city in Georgia)...the number of times I’ve been called Megan, Mason, Macoon, and a hundred other idiot variations is infuriating. That’s why this parent needs a good beatdown, and the poor kid needs a name change.

Agree 100%

Dafuq.

Nope :)

Just Hammond. :)

Definitely.

Fact

Well, I wasn’t thinking it before....blegh

Just Hammond...I don’t even use Hamster as a nickname :D

Hammond, actually

See, here in ‘Murica, a measure like that would be defeated, because muh freedomz.

Hammond, actually

I considered it as a middle name, but I’m not a monster.

Oh definitely, the employee was an idiot. I’m not defending him, I’m just saying the mother deserves ridicule for the terrible name that poor kid is saddled with.

Nope. :)