Still don’t understand how Ford is suing an enigma.

Mmm yes good point, I forgot there’s literally no middle ground between our current system and Venezuela.

And paying a worker $15/hr will make your Big Mac cost $20, except that’s not true either.

Yes, isn’t it crazy to think that we, in the most prosperous nation in the world, at the most prosperous moment of human history, might spread our prosperity around to all people instead of hoarding it in Panamanian banks? SO WEIRD.

Are you under the impression that someone in this world was not aware that CEO stood for chielf executive officer?

oh, but we didnt demoralize him, sean - he came to us, quite honestly, without any morals at all.

Until Fox News starts reporting this, don’t expect half of the country to give a shit. Facts and rules no longer matter.

So, are we taking bets on what happens next? I’m in a particularly bad and pessimistic mood today, so I’ve got $30 that says this will ultimately change nothing and we have four years of Orange Is The Color Of Rage And Despair to look forward to.

Damn Daniel this is outstanding. One of the best things I’ve read during this election cycle. Bravo on an excellent and well-timed piece.

If one wants their opinion to be respected, then respect for the other side should be given as well, don’t you think?

Well, when you rely on the good graces of the hive for your living...

I’ll just leave this here. (via xkcd)

While cologne/perfume is horrible, try being around someone that didn’t shower and just splashed cologne on. That is the worst.

I shower every day because my hair is oily as hell, looks awful when I wake up, and will start smelling about 36 hours after the last shower. :( In any case, I don’t use soap except on the areas you mentioned. It's really not necessary if you use your hands to lightly rub and scrub while in the shower.

I found a higher res version

This is fairly close to how I think about the subject.

Your points are short sighted and weak. France needs to ban all weapons. If they did, this would have never happened.

Soooo when can I get one which uses menstrual blood? One can hardly write contracts in something other than blood!