NEVER underestimate their ability to blame the others. You just watch. It will never be the republican’s fault that the factories didn’t come back. The democrats just didn’t want it badly enough and they caused all of this. Book it.

Yup, that shit has “Blame Obama” all over it.

Ah, the old “How dare you not tolerate my intolerance!” chestnut.

“I want to call out people on purely racial terms but not be called a racist.”

Yeah, the people who thought Hillary Clinton was a socialist would have absolutely voted for someone who calls himself one.

Had Elizabeth run I could have cast a vote for a nationalist, a populist, a thoughtful and honorable person who carries with her no sense of superiority or pretension. She is noble in her actions and usually in her words. Hell, she wrote a personal finance book that is still working its way through my mind.

Also, this:

If you think they’re going to blame their Trump vote when their benefits get cut, you’re more optimistic than I am.

“Clinton tries to ally herself with the “common folk,” but she comes of as pandering and fake. Trump does it too, but at least he seems real, especially when he is eating KFC.”

“I always make important decisions based solely on anecdotal and circumstantial evidence.”

Feel free to substitute the words “evil” or “selfish” for stupid as well.

Someone in the Ecuadorian embassy really needs to take one for the entire global team and pull the fucking fire alarm. Then bar him from re-entry, like “you’re on your own now, suckerrrrrrr!”

Dear CIA,

Man, Assange has made himself into such a douche that I am now pro-government spying and anti-transparency. I’ve been mailing transcripts of all my phone calls to the NSA just to give them a head start; not sure about the cease and desist letter I just got but I think they’re playing hard to get.

When a party wins the presidential election by over 2 million votes and they still don’t get to take office, and have to defer to the rule and shitty policies of a minority party due to fucked up gerrmandering and an excess of unpopulated states having way too much fucking power, I can see why people in America are…

As opposed to all those brilliant young people who voted for Jill Stein & Gary Johnson as a protest vote? Or the entitled little shits under the age of 30 who voted for Trump?