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I see you shiver with antici
Obligatory.
the uplifting xkcd for the mars rover. I won’t post the depressing one.
In 2001, when I was about 14 years old, my male friends invented a game that went like this: one of them—and it was…
Earlier this year, I went to a dinner party at a friend’s house. The household and guests slowly assembled in the…
I could be angry. I could be sad.
I could have a turnip for a dad.
I could be rich, I could be poor,
Who knew being small-handed was a chore?
Driver: There’s a rather large tunnel up ahead. It looks just like a ... <change scene to street vendor>
Vendor: Tacos. Get your tacos here.
Customer: Hey, look. That looks exactly like ...
<change scene to mountain stream>
Hiker: Holy cow, look at that huge beaver.
Fisherman: I don’t know about a beaver, but look at…
I’m gonna ram my Pilot into her CRV EX. ;)
No worries, he’s got a back up plan.
This is beautiful.
How much ya think it’s worth? She’s a classic Wurlitzer..
Who says I have to sell my own organs?
I actually have no clue what the going rate is for human organs these days, nor do I know if you’d have enough…
Wouldn’t it be funny if — and I’m just speaking hypothetically here — everyone reading this replied to everything Donald Trump tweeted going forward with “Go fuck yourself?” Wouldn’t it? Hypothetically?
It’s Friday. My girlfriend is out of town for the weekend. I have the place to myself, and I’m going to try and make this. I already have a bagel cookbook, so I can get the dough/boiling part down. I will let you all know how it turns out. If I never post again, well... someone else will need to pick up the Torch (no…
Last month, I made a public challenge to Donald Trump, which I will repeat here: If he or either of his sons will…
“Nikola”? Seriously?
On the other hand, if Ol Hillz gets herself a push-up bra situation and goes with a 70s throwback sweater look, she might stun him into silence and that could ONLY be a good thing for everyone in the entire galaxy.