It really saddens me that everything in this game is being analyzed through some sort of min/maxing lens. It’s not just Kotaku. Unless a seasonal event or new bug type brings with it a new get rich scheme, it gets bashed as a waste of time. In an entire game about slowing down and appreciating the changes that come…

This rules.

I usually choose female. I find Male MC are all boring and the same, often using too many one liners and such. I end up eyerolling into a comma.

The man deserves an Honorary EGOT. When you win an Emmy for a song you wrote for the Tonys ceremony....

God, Indestructible is such a good album and they got so much shit for it because it was on a major label. Silly.

Yesterday, NOFX released a music video for a new acoustic version of a song from almost 30 years ago called, “It’s Just the Flu.” I forgot the song existed, but ho-lee shit. It’s about how everyone thinks we’ll go out because of nuclear war and “Whoa, isn’t it nuts that a silly virus is actually what’s killing us?”

Must…

Ironic that a series that includes the concept of infinite permutations of reality limits you to ten permutations of reality.

There is nothing less punk in the world than having confidence, let alone that level of confidence.

lol dude picked up his dribble!

This happens more than you'd think. More so among National League owners who refuse to employ designated hitters.

“Dios mio! El Ministro es un Padre!” — San Diego

It’s kind of miraculous that he shot it at the right basket.

That lead picture sure looks like it should occupy a premier spot on the Wiki “douchebag” page. He looks like the kind of asshole who drinks in downtown Huntington Beach.

What a fashion faux pas! Or as they say up in parts of Canada, faux pas.

Nickell Robey-Coleman and Tommylee Lewis sound like the other guys in The Crickets.

Police killed someone > person died in an officer-involved shooting.

Obviously her being underage makes it 10 times worse, but pulling a random woman out of the crowd to kiss and fondle is creepy in general

Ben Simmons almost turned him into Joel Embid.

All right, but apart from that what has capitalism ever done for us?