It is if you’re an Arsenal fan.

Settle down Beetlejuice, he only said your name once.

Chriss cross because he can’t jump jump.

So one day, this old lady calls me—by the way, I met her later, very good looking for her age, not a pound overweight, very beautiful—she tells me the portions are too small. And I tell her, “That’s a terrible shame. That’s really a shame. I know Dave Thomas. I play racquetball with him all the time. He cheats all the…

If Trump was in the NBA, he’d run out on the court and knock Pachulia on his ass! Then he’d score 101 points and grab every rebound and block every shot so he’d win 101-0 and then he’d direct traffic for people leaving the arena and they’d be amazed at how quickly they got home.

A comment explaining the joke is a COTY contender?

“Kevin Kelly.”

Yes, when “basketball” is a stand-in for “you are black and therefore you should not be playing hockey.” It’s clearly intended to reference a racial stereotype, and deploying it to taunt and unsettle a black man makes it obviously racist as hell.

“and yet Ingraham goes straight for an attack on his “un-grammatical” and “barely intelligible” words”

When you woke up this morning, did you think of yourself as someone who would call the teenaged survivor of a mass shooting a liar on the internet, or are you surprised to learn that about yourself?

no. it’s also a junior lightweight that hasn’t lived up to expectations

“OK, Cedi and J.R., you split off to the wings. Tristan, hang out in the paint. The rest of you, clear out some cap space.”

Like many chain restaurants, there is no one person named P.F. Chang—it’s a combination of the founders’ names.

Fun fact: Iggy and Swaggy are Emmett Smith’s favorite characters on the Simpsons.

It’s a bit hypocritical of Kerr to criticize Trump and then blatantly copy his leadership style.

It looks like he’s spent time perfecting his speedball.

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

Little known fact: Also Ted Kennedy’s personalized Chappaquiddick license plate.

It’s like when Phil Knight started Nike, when there were Converse and Adidas. People said ‘Why would you do that?’ But look at what Nike does now.”

Man, I miss the written form of these.