I’m really impressed with Capela. When he first came into the league, he looked like Adam West with a lit bomb over his head every time he touched the ball.

God, this looks like the messiest WC of all time and I cannot wait.

“Flags. I fucking hate flags. You fucking hate flags. Everyone fucking hates flags.”

Using 146 hops, brewed on three days rest.

Oldest trick in the book. Jimmy’s gonna fill his bindle with everyone else’s clothes.

He’s probably the one you should be reminding.

When I first read the headline I thought he got called for traveling and it was so blatant that he got suspended.

I still remember in middle school 20 years ago when the girl I liked told me she liked me over AIM. I wound up going to college with her and marrying her. Now I’m divorced.

The Quicker Fucker Upper

He was played constantly but I never got tired of hearing his hits. That’s great songwriting.

At least it would be “his” thoughts and prayers. He’s dedicating a trophy someone else won.

He looks like a Dothraki power bottom.

Sorry man. One day the Yankees’ ship will come in.

Coming as you’re going? Sounds indecisive to me.

Jello and boys said it best a long time ago.

Samer, I thought you hated barstool sports?

I assume Kaep was screening his calls.

According to the official bid and multiple third party sources, the organizing committee will be purchasing insurance to cover overruns and will be paying the premiums on that policy. LA and CA are only on the hook if that policy cannot cover the full overrun.

Were you out all fucking night?