I’m wearing an Omri Casspi right now, it’s a luxuriant timepiece

♪ Point your toes straight down not up ♪

That was so quick the Pitt sideline unfurled a Mission Accomplished banner.

Just wait until he files a health insurance claim for the HGH with Papa John.

Dan Patrick: “You’re watching Football Night in America: the show that does not advocate the cool crime of scrotal HGH injections.”

After the earlier loss, there was lots of great bulletin board material for the Falcons from the Panthers, unfortunately the intern they sent to get a bulletin board at Home Depot is still waiting for assistance from somebody, ANYBODY.

Glad to see Bronson Pinchot still working

The Miami Dolphins: “It’s not the heat, it’s the stupidity.”

DQ Employee: Sir, we’re out of steak fingers.