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Why do I love my car?

Needless to say. He didn’t let me pass.

Frunk?

Cars typically are pretty big.

Shouldn’t you be criticizing Clarkson for also not coming up with new ideas?

In Mother Russia dick sits *outside* BMW.

Jesus that is a terrible map Doug, you make it look like philly is 800 miles inland. But as I can tell from this screenshot, “I’m Doug and I don’t care about geographical correctness!”

(which they pronounce “eh-spahs”)

“It’s got the best turbo, bro!”

I don’t believe him.

It’s okay, if you plug a Fuel Shark in it evens everything out.

That’s hilarious. I love jokes about drivers killing cyclists.

[They say that fortune favors the bold. Stay safe out there, friends. Photo credit: Raphael Orlove/Jalopnik]