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Why do I love my car?
Needless to say. He didn’t let me pass.
Frunk?
Cars typically are pretty big.
Shouldn’t you be criticizing Clarkson for also not coming up with new ideas?
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The newly-reborn Alpine isn’t just a reanimation of a single deceased sports car brand; it’s part of a revival of an…
In Mother Russia dick sits *outside* BMW.
Jesus that is a terrible map Doug, you make it look like philly is 800 miles inland. But as I can tell from this screenshot, “I’m Doug and I don’t care about geographical correctness!”
(which they pronounce “eh-spahs”)
“It’s got the best turbo, bro!”
Reminds me of one of my favorite Wodehouse lines— “he looked as if he had been poured into his clothes and had forgotten to say `When!’.”
I don’t believe him.
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Reminds me of these morons:
It’s okay, if you plug a Fuel Shark in it evens everything out.
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