That’s a poor version of the video.

I think this could be the origin of species of a new kind of compliment: This is good ninja.

I see you Accord enjoys Chipolte

It’s not perfect, but hey!

Despite what you see on Jalopnik, there are literally tens of lamborghinis that haven't caught fire, so there are only a few dozen potential accident/injury/death causing fires waiting to happen, which makes it not worth it for the NHTSA to step in.

You’d think that the VAG Group would have the technology to adjust engine settings when the car senses that it’s being run in a static environment and not moving . . . . .

FTFY.

oh brother when is it not! More like MOCK market LMAO OMG

“So I pulled into a Shell station. The guy said I’d blown a seal. I said fix the damn thing and leave my private life out of it, ok pal?”

I think they work on the new Beetle.

In older cars, you could actually see where the bumper ended because it stuck out. Every newer car I’ve driven, it’s very hard to tell the boundaries of the car bacause everything just curves away to nothingness.

There is no way your Range Rover is going to stand getting upstaged like this. The Great British Breakdown Fest is on!

Maybe you can just sit in the Aston and hire the tow truck driver to haul you around town?

Kim Jong-il approved

That’s nothing: I once drove 1500 miles in 16 hours non-stop. Held my hand over a candle flame for 2 minutes. Ate a 96 oz porterhouse as an after-meal snack. Stayed awake for 144 hours. Smocked a 80 packs of cigarettes in one day. Had unprotected sex with 843 prostitutes.

[Most of Tesla’s Supercharger stations on our #FutureTrip are at shopping malls and restaurants, and are very lovely. But some of them are at sad, drizzly truck stops. Though they do make for pretty pictures. Photo credit: Raphael Orlove/Jalopnik]

Every fucking time with you people. What is it with watch articles and you morons? Yes, clearly, people still wear watches. No, we don’t give a fuck that you feel a phone replaces it. Yes, we understand that strictly speaking it's more a fashion statement than a utilitarian need for most people. Get the fuck over it…