Fascinating! Taking shit apart and figuring out how it works sounds like a hell of a lot of fun to me. (Although I realise the amount of data that’s being gathered here means it’s not all fun and games.)

Those exhausts look like cats’ anuses.

Perfect.

I hope this meme never dies.

I enjoyed this.

The question is, would a Fiat Panda Cross 4x4 have got up this?

Ignoring the record for a second, that is an awesome looking machine. Amazing what a few aesthetic tweaks can achieve.

So it’s CarThrottle for people over the age of 25?

I decree that all cylinder heads should be transparent. So cool.

This made me laugh. I need to watch that again...

Not sure if they’re available in your neck of the woods, but Black Mamba nitrile gloves are a good deal tougher than standard ones.

*Jonny Smith.

I sympathise, but that’s a hilarious image. As though you were riding one of these:

We all love Jeremy Clarkson

#32 is great. Like when you sit across your bed and it feels like a super king-size.

Yep. The side profile actually isn’t half bad, but the whole thing is waaay too busy. I do wonder if it would be better in a different colour...

Sometimes the answer is... boat.

Not often enough. :( Although the amazing heater means it’s actually quite pleasant to drive in the cold at least. Road salt is hard on these old cars though.

“Nice” weather to me means not raining, and ideally a bit sunny, but not blazing hot. 30 degrees C (or more) is not “nice” if you aren’t in the shade, it’s unpleasant. I don’t enjoy having my head cooked when I’m driving.

#notallMiataowners