Sounds great and all but it’s no Fuel Shark is it?

That’s some BDSM shit right there. Auto-erotic asphyxiation, you might say.

Ooh, I love Planet Money but I haven’t heard that one. Cheers!

Great work, Raphael. I find the idea that you can buy an auto production line on alibaba amazing.

Are you paying the new guy as much as Doug? Because I think he mentioned one time that he had a Ferrari.

All true. He’s also dangerously ambitious and nobody really knows what he thinks about anything.

God was watching Harry Potter at the time of the crash.

This. THIS. Honest question: are people not taught to use the handbrake (e-brake) whenever they park in the US?

Well Furious 7 did win best picture, didn’t it? http://www.forbes.com/sites/insertco…

BUMPER TO BUMPER

I found it more jarring than amusing. But I’ll likely get over it.

This is sponsored content. Check the byline.

Oh hey we’re pretending The Sun does journalism again, HOW JOLLY.

It’s expensive working out how to make carbon rust.

Yep, came here to post this. The message of the ad seems to be: “just drive on as normal with a flat tyre” which is liable to get someone killed.

I feel like that machine must make for some very satisfying gifs.

I can practically taste the schadenfreude.

It’s like a Ferrari FF for poors! Yes please.

Conspiracy theory: this lap never actually happened, but no one will find out because it’s physically impossible to make it through that terrible video in its entirety.

And to add to that, in the UK there’s absolutely no obligation to get remedial work done by the garage that does the MOT, so testers aren’t automatically looking for things to fix. Overall it’s a good system, although it can occasionally be frustrating, like the other week when my 1990 Eunos failed because the…