I don’t know why everyone hates on the Panamera so much. Compared to some of the current crop of vulgar uber-SUVs, it’s restrained and stylish.

This is all well and good, but a nice car deserves a nice bike. That’s an extremely average bike at best.

This is good kinja. Good work Mr. Tracy.

Entertaining though this all is, I kinda wish Jalopnik would stop repeating the rumours and insinuations of a media organisation with an overt anti-BBC bias as though they’re news. The Sun and its brethren lie and misrepresent. They always have done and they always will.

Comedy gold.

That’s not an emissions tester, it’s a prolapsed exhaust.

Nicholas Parsons on Jalopnik? Surely a first.

and yet my vag dries right out when he starts talking.

I thought God gave us Ireland so Americans could pretend to be from there and use it as a pretext for drinking.

Nailed it.

Donald Trump, the presumably human man

The website is amazing. Douche chills so strong I need to go fill a hot water bottle now.

I think this is a beautiful piece of design, but I’m still not sure about the concept as a whole. The regular 3-wheeler is a way to live out your vintage aircraft fantasies complete with the smells and the sound effects, but without a pilot’s licence. While I think electric cars are really cool, they just don’t offer…

I *love* what they’ve done with the extra headlights on the rally version, looks so cool. And I think the two-tone paint job on the regular car may actually flatter it more than the first round of press photos we saw.

While I don’t think Trump will be setting up extermination camps, I doubt most ordinary Germans saw that coming in the 1930s either. Complacency can be dangerous - the US system gives immense power to the office of the president and there’s plenty of scope to abuse it.

Just needs a longer roof and a diesel engine to be a Jalop car.

Came here to post this. It’s the French word for “space”. How do Americans pronounce it then?

Were they normally-desperated V8s?

This is funny in a laughing-at-hubristic-rich-douchebags sort of way, but also kind of gross. The Titanic is a mass grave, and the idea of building a replica for funsies just feels wrong.

After the third loop I was like “THIS IS A BIG FAMILY”.