All true. He’s also dangerously ambitious and nobody really knows what he thinks about anything.

God was watching Harry Potter at the time of the crash.

This. THIS. Honest question: are people not taught to use the handbrake (e-brake) whenever they park in the US?

Well Furious 7 did win best picture, didn’t it? http://www.forbes.com/sites/insertco…

BUMPER TO BUMPER

I found it more jarring than amusing. But I’ll likely get over it.

This is sponsored content. Check the byline.

Oh hey we’re pretending The Sun does journalism again, HOW JOLLY.

It’s expensive working out how to make carbon rust.

Yep, came here to post this. The message of the ad seems to be: “just drive on as normal with a flat tyre” which is liable to get someone killed.

I feel like that machine must make for some very satisfying gifs.

I can practically taste the schadenfreude.

It’s like a Ferrari FF for poors! Yes please.

Conspiracy theory: this lap never actually happened, but no one will find out because it’s physically impossible to make it through that terrible video in its entirety.

And to add to that, in the UK there’s absolutely no obligation to get remedial work done by the garage that does the MOT, so testers aren’t automatically looking for things to fix. Overall it’s a good system, although it can occasionally be frustrating, like the other week when my 1990 Eunos failed because the…

I don’t know why everyone hates on the Panamera so much. Compared to some of the current crop of vulgar uber-SUVs, it’s restrained and stylish.

This is all well and good, but a nice car deserves a nice bike. That’s an extremely average bike at best.

This is good kinja. Good work Mr. Tracy.

Entertaining though this all is, I kinda wish Jalopnik would stop repeating the rumours and insinuations of a media organisation with an overt anti-BBC bias as though they’re news. The Sun and its brethren lie and misrepresent. They always have done and they always will.

Comedy gold.