That’s not an emissions tester, it’s a prolapsed exhaust.

Nicholas Parsons on Jalopnik? Surely a first.

and yet my vag dries right out when he starts talking.

I thought God gave us Ireland so Americans could pretend to be from there and use it as a pretext for drinking.

Nailed it.

The website is amazing. Douche chills so strong I need to go fill a hot water bottle now.

I think this is a beautiful piece of design, but I’m still not sure about the concept as a whole. The regular 3-wheeler is a way to live out your vintage aircraft fantasies complete with the smells and the sound effects, but without a pilot’s licence. While I think electric cars are really cool, they just don’t offer…

I *love* what they’ve done with the extra headlights on the rally version, looks so cool. And I think the two-tone paint job on the regular car may actually flatter it more than the first round of press photos we saw.

While I don’t think Trump will be setting up extermination camps, I doubt most ordinary Germans saw that coming in the 1930s either. Complacency can be dangerous - the US system gives immense power to the office of the president and there’s plenty of scope to abuse it.

Just needs a longer roof and a diesel engine to be a Jalop car.

Came here to post this. It’s the French word for “space”. How do Americans pronounce it then?

Were they normally-desperated V8s?

This is funny in a laughing-at-hubristic-rich-douchebags sort of way, but also kind of gross. The Titanic is a mass grave, and the idea of building a replica for funsies just feels wrong.

After the third loop I was like “THIS IS A BIG FAMILY”.

My guess is they’ll present segments on the show, but won’t be lead presenters.

Damn.

Hmmm. He sort of redeems himself on this one at the end, but not quite.

Hmmm, now I want to see the rest of the article. Anyone?

This kind of shit is the reason I have such a love-hate relationship with Top Gear. The show was amazing at its best, but it’s always been a vehicle for Clarkson’s ego and it’s helped give him a platform for his horrible opinions on everything other than cars.

Good writing, nice pictures. This is why I read Jalopnik.