@Demonbird: This is the reason why COD will always have more campers than Halo. When you can start with whatever weapon you want all there is to do is gain map control. At least in Halo the weapons run out of ammo and respawn forcing people to leave their favorite spot or stay without their favorite weapon.

@catastrophegirl: Some routers let you associate a text name with a mac address for easier identification.

@onaclov2000: If you Tikl it will show your cell number too. It's a push to talk app for Android.

@Justin: WUPHF, WTF? ROFL!

@minibeardeath: If she has Android tell her to use the Voice text messaging app rather than the Messaging app (voice is white with a blue phone, messaging is a green speech bubble smiley face).

@Harold Maude: I put it on the internetz...I'm basically asking you to steal it.

@Not A Trionym: A TV show about a high school chemistry teacher who discovers he is terminally ill and decides to sell crystal meth in order to provide his family with enough money for after he has died.

@Boomdiggity!: I wish if people send a picture message to a Google Voice number it would email it to your associated email address. Then it would have everything covered besides push-to-talk.

There are 26 of us that escaped. Letter A was killed in Malaysia. Letter B was murdered in England. Letter C was hunted down in Kenya. Before they come for the others, they'll come for me. I am Letter D.

Judging from the comments no one here watches Breaking Bad.

Too hot for him.

@Lizard_King: Ahh the trackball how could I forget. Every play Golden Tee?

@Lizard_King: KBaM is the most accurate and precise method that I know of. Anything other than KBaM would be cheating the user out of the best control scheme. What was Carmack reffering to?

@UsernameOfTheDead: The little pencil under your name is an edit button.

@SanjiX: The reality is that video games have too many buttons for a gun controller to work. That's why many arcade gun games are on rails (you don't control movement). Think about a real gun (no, not my left bicep) it only has two buttons: trigger and magazine release. I do like your idea about physically ducking…

@Lizard_King: Only if the user is circumventing the developers wishes by using that peripheral.

@groundlessnfree: Obligatory: It's a trap!

Why do you think Zuckerberg is such a go-getter? Every year there were only 25 cupcakes...

@ComputerSherpa: The crawlers that explode into nova gas when you kill them are even worse.

@Slatz_Grobnik: "video games make you kill" is wrong